when the annoying asshole in class is kicked out
when attractive people say they are ugly
seeing someone from school in public
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.
Sadly there are probably a lot of guys who don’t get the joke here.
me trying to be romantic