plasticbagvevo:

me:

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you:

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westbor0baptistchurch:

when the annoying asshole in class is kicked out

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(Source: presidentknowles)


ohadvevo:

This is so deep I’m gonna reevaluate my life

(Source: roadtrips101)


(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)

shouldnt:

when attractive people say they are ugly

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ohthentic:

 For people like us, the journey itself… is home

quite queer

(Source: karlurbanings)

bachofficial:

seeing someone from school in public

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whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun


thestigsmexicancousin:

A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.

(Source: funnyordie.com)


lets-teaparty:

Sadly there are probably a lot of guys who don’t get the joke here.


ferblatin:

me trying to be romantic